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Classic Laff-a-Day - April 10, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Right now there are two marketing stiffs parked in my office
pretending to discuss something they hope is very important.
I've turned my back to them and begun to write this, but they
haven't gotten the hint. I had a bunch of cauliflower yesterday
and I have some pretty nasty gas--perhaps if I sneak out a bit
of it...
Yep, it did the trick. They've taken their pretentiousness and
left my office.
Alone-again-naturally,
TZ
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the
local minister comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly
giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your
wife, would you?"
The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways
every time I tried to mount her."
"I am a deeply superficial person."
---Andy Warhol
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
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I was the nurse caring for a couple's newborn first child, a
son, after his cesarean birth. Since the mother was asleep
under general anesthesia we took our tiny charge directly to
the newborn nursery to introduce him to his daddy. While
cuddling his son for the first time, he noticed the baby's
ears conspicuously standing out from his head. He expressed
his concern that some kids might call his son names like
"Dumbo." The pediatrician reassured the new dad that his son
was healthy, the ears could be easily corrected during
childhood.
The father still worried about his wife's reaction to thos
large protruding ears. "She doesn't take things as easily
as I do," he worried.
By this time, the new mother was ready to meet her precious
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the blanket back so that she could gaze upon her child for
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She took one look at her baby's face and looked to her
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