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Classic Laff-a-Day - May 15, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
My cousin and his family finally came over after our wives ran
into each other and set up the visit. The topic of conversation
was family dynamics--particularly why everyone likes him so
much.
"I don't know why. Maybe because I'm a forgiving person," he
said.
I replied, "No, that's not it. It has nothing to do with what
you think are your good qualities and everything to do with what
a bad person you actually are."
"How so?"
"Let's examine your family relationships. You don't call anyone,
you don't interact with anyone, if anyone wants to see you they
have to hound your wife, who by the way has been giving me the
eye all day... Hey, it's just occured to me why everyone likes
you. You ARE the perfect relative--you're never around!
Familialy,
TZ
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I was eating lunch with Paulie, our resident bigot who runs
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Two Polacks were driving east across the country. When they
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