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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, May 2, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Ladies and gentleman, it's the weekend. This delightful
treasure that is today's issue of Mouthpiece should hold
you over until Monday... and maybe you should have a
grilled cheese sandwich while enjoying. Just a thought.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Bad news for OJ Simpson: He wanted to be on 'Celebrity
Apprentice.' It turns out OJ will not be on 'Celebrity
Apprentice.' But the audition went great — only two people
killed."
- David Letterman
"Today John McCain campaigned across the state of Florida.
McCain likes campaigning in Florida because everyone there
calls him 'the kid'."
- Conan O'Brien
"It was so hot, Hillary Clinton challenged Barack Obama to
another debate just so she could get the cold shoulder."
- Jay Leno
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What's On the Web?
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World Without Oil
There is an oil shock going on. We have set up this web-
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Visit: World Without Oil
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Suspiciously Similar Movie Showdown
This is cool! Here's twelve of the most ridiculously
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other. Where is the originality?
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Things Saddam Hussein Would Say...
If He Were Alive Today
10. "Let me guess — Bush still hasn't caught Osama"
9. "Have I missed any big developments in beret technology?"
8. "I'm not sure I want to live in a world where Star Jones
is getting divorced"
7. "It's nice to see a stable Iraq"
6. "Free Wesley Snipes!"
5. "Please tell me Meredith and McDreamy finally got
together"
4. "No number 4 — writer hiding in spiderhole
3. "Damn these rope burns — anyone got a turtleneck?"
2. "I may have been a brutal dictator, but I kept gas
prices under two dollars"
1. "Compared to Fallujah, Hell ain't too bad"
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