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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, May 5, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Today is going to be a good day because you can play my
favorite game: GUESS THAT BEER!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did,
but backwards and in high heels."
- Faith Whittlesey
"This is like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra
"When everyone is against you, it means that you are
absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."
- Albert Guinon
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GUESS THAT BEER
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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10. "Luke, I am your father. Obi-Wan, I'm your father,
too. And that Queen chick? I'm her daddy for sure. And
Leia's. And Lando's, and Boba Fett's, and Jabba the
Hutt's, and Chewie's, and..."
9. "Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Woo-hoo, count me
in!"
8. "I think the American people would like a little more
bass in my theme music."
7. "Dispose of that troublesome young Jedi, Vince Skyfoster
-- and make it look like a suicide."
6. "I did not have sexual relations with that wookie, Ms.
Chewinsky."
5. "It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away -- and
I'm still a lyin' weasel."
4. "Cholesterol does not concern me, Admiral. I want that
Big Mac -- not excuses."
3. "Sorry about that lightsaber, Sugar. Just consider it
laser dental work."
2. "These are not the droids you're looking for, Ma'am. Say,
it's getting hot in here -- you might want to take off
your top."
1. "She's my sister?!? Well, back on my home planet of
Arkansas, that ain't an obstacle!"
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