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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, May 1, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I've got 3 great top ten lists for you today. You know
it's going to be a good day when you get to see:
The 10 Worst Movie Posters of All Time
The 10 Hottest Sitcom Moms
Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your Prom
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Oil prices are at an all-time high. This is hurting a lot
of Americans. Everyone except Dick Cheney. Since oil prices
went up, he hasn't had one heart attack."
- Jay Leno
"Is it too soon to hit on Star Jones?"
- David Letterman
"'American Idol's' ratings have been slipping this year,
so producers are thinking about making some changes to
the show to make if more exciting. For example, from now
on contestants will be eliminated by a sniper."
- Conan O'Brien
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What's On the Web?
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The 10 Worst Movie Posters of All Time
Have you always wanted to know what Big Momma's House 2,
Superman 3 and Corky Romano have in common (Besides being
awful movies)?
Visit: The 10 Worst Movie Posters of All Time
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The 10 Hottest Sitcom Moms
Remember your crush on that hot sitcom mom? Maybe your
crush made the list.
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Letterman's Top Ten
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At Your Prom
10. "The theme is 'A Night in Gitmo'"
9. "The janitor is making a fresh batch of punch"
8. "I couldn't afford a corsage, so I bought you some
iceberg lettuce"
7. "For this next dance, I want all you Sunnis to grab a
Shiite"
6. "I plan on having sex tonight — not with you of course"
5. "Would you like to go someplace quiet and discuss the
joys of Scientology?"
4. "Surprise! I wore my Spock ears!"
3. "Are you a cop?"
2. "Paris Hilton will attend anything"
1. "Nice dress, Carl"
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