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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I've got something for you to think about. You know when
you hear about some unbelievable offer they tack on a
"Free Gift". Is it just me or does that seem a bit unusual?
What exactly is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? Just
something to think about.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Mouthpiece forum. Check it out here...
The Mouthpiece Forum
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"According to a new poll, President Bush's disapproval
rating is 71 percent. Seventy one percent. That's
amazing... 29 percent still approve?"
- Jay Leno
"There's some footage on YouTube of Hillary Clinton trying
to make a cup of coffee. She couldn't get the machine to
work. When he saw the video, Bill Clinton said, 'Yeah,
she's not very good at turning things on'."
- Conan O'Brien
"Amy Winehouse was arrested for assaulting a guy in a bar.
In all fairness, she didn't do anything. The guy was sucker
punched by her hair."
- David Letterman
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What's On the Web?
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WHAT BREED OF DOG ARE YOU?
"Have you ever wondered what breed of dog you're most like?
Okay, me either, but this is still a fun quiz to take. The
Website asks you a series of twelve questions - things like
whether or not you like to cuddle and the size - or lack
thereof - of your group of friends. When I took the test, I
was told that I was a Scottish Terrier because I was (ahem!)
fearless, feisty, and an intrepid explorer. Answer a few
questions a little differently, though, and you might be a
Pekingese or even a Chihuahua. If you're doggone tired of
all the other quizzes, throw yourself a bone and go fetch
this one instead!"
Visit: WHAT BREED OF DOG ARE YOU?
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KEEPING KEN
"Sure, everyone loves Barbie, but what about Ken? How about
giving Ken a little attention? Surely those exact words went
through the mind of Jef Beck shortly before he created this
huge shrine to Barbie's love slave. The site offers a
multitude of photos of Kens past, present, and future,
trivia about the doll, and links to a site where you can
buy, sell, or trade Ken items. Move over, Barbie: Ken has
finally come into his own."
Visit: KEEPING KEN
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Surprising Facts About Barack Obama
10. My first act as president will be to stop the fighting
between Lauren and Heidi on "The Hills"
9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for
Kucinich
8. When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with,
"I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message"
7. Throughout high school, I was consistently voted
"Barackiest"
6. Earlier today I bowled a 39
5. I have canceled all my appearances the day the "Sex
and The City" movie opens
4. It's the birth place of Fred Astaire (Sorry, that's a
surprising fun fact about Omaha)
3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of
Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John
2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what
the heck is up with Paula Abdul?
1. I have not slept since October
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