Publication: Mouthpiece
What's Your Leprechaun Name? | |
Subscribe FREE to Mouthpiece by clicking here.
------------------------------------------------------------
T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, March 17, 2008
------------------------------------------------------------
Good Afternoon,
Some people have said that I resemble a leprechaun. Is it
because I'm extremely short? Is it because I'm Irish? Is
it because my favorite color is green? Is it because on
weekends I guard a pot of gold that just happens to be
at the end of a rainbow? Maybe. Is it because I'm the
leprechaun union, which reminds me, I have to pay my dues.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
email Mouthpiece
Viral Videos on the Net at www.EVTV1.com
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Mouthpiece forum. Check it out here...
The Mouthpiece Forum
************************************************************
[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The identity of New York Gov Eliot Spitzer's prostitute
has been revealed. When asked why she slept with New
York's governor, she said, 'Because New Jersey's governor
is into guys'."
- Conan O'Brien
"You probably know that The New York Times was able to
find that hooker that Spitzer allegedly paid $1,000 an
hour for. Her real name is Ashley Dupre, and her MySpace
page says her first love is music. Her second love is
having sex with governors for money."
- Jimmy Kimmel
"The big movie that is opening this weekend is the Dr.
Seuss film, 'Horton Hears a Who.' Don't confuse it with
the new film about the governor of New York, 'Eliot Hires
a Ho'."
- Jay Leno
------------------------------------------------------------
DIGITAL VOICE RECORDER 2-pk...
Retail & TV Price: $9.99
OUR PRICE: $6.99
This one-touch digital recorder is your own personal
reminder. What's best is, it's so easy-to-use. Simply
press "record" and speak into the microphone. Later,
press the "play" button to listen to the message.
Perfect for shopping lists, to do lists, names,
addresses, phone numbers - even where you left your
car in the parking lot!
Smaller then a credit card, it fits easily into a pocket,
purse, briefcase, or even on a keychain. This personal
reminder records and plays back messages up to 20 seconds
long.
Features:
- Record your next brilliant idea, shopping list or location
- Easy 1-touch recording
- Built-in LED flashlight
- Built-in Key Ring for use anywhere
- Includes 2 recorders
- Batteries Included
You're going to love this so much, you'll wonder how you
ever did with out. Makes a great gift too. To see a picture
or order, visit: DIGITAL VOICE RECORDER 2-pk...
------------------------------------------------------------
What's On the Web?
------------------
St. Patrick's Day Games
Increase your enjoyment of the holiday with a few festive
games like St. Patrick's Day Unscramble. Leprechaun Puzzle.
Lucky Leprechaun. St. Patrick's Day Dot-to-Dot ... Back
to St. Patrick's Day at Alphabet Soup.
St. Patrick's Day Games
-----------------------
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
If you were a little Irish faerie, what would your name be?
Mine is: Hairy Forrekettle.
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
------------------------------------------------------------
WW II Buffs - Here It Is!
If you’re a Navy fan or a history buff, take a look at this
offer. Now, The Victory At Sea DVD set has been digitally
remastered and has been repriced for --- only $14.99.
This special collector’s edition is hailed as the greatest
historical film series ever made. The entire history of
WW II naval campaigns come into your living room.
26 episodes for only $14.99? What a deal and get your
collector's edition while supplies last.
Victory At Sea DVD Collection
------------------------------------------------------------
[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books
10. Green Eggs And E. Coli
9. Osama's In Pajamas
8. How The Grinch Stole His Sports Memorabilia Back At
Gunpoint
7. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State
6. The Hump Known As Trump
5. If I Ran The Knicks
4. The Cat In The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep
Fryer
3. Oh The Places You Won't Go Because Of Tougher
Immigration Laws
2. Horton Hears A Who Via An Illegal Government Wiretap
1. Hop On Spitzer
------------------------------------------------------------
If you missed an issue, be sure to visit the archives:
The Mouthpiece Archives
------------------------------------------------------------
t h e . m o u t h p i e c e
------------------------------------------------------------
END OF THE MOUTHPIECE - http://www.gophercentral.com
Copyright 2008 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.
 E-Mail this issue
Subscribe FREE to Mouthpiece by clicking here.
|