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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm a dog person. I've had dogs since I was a kid. I never
knew that much about them though... that was until today.
If you're a dog person get ready to learn "102 Weird Facts
You Never Knew About Dogs." Check out the 'What's On the
Web?' section.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A new study has found that young voters overwhelmingly
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found that Bill Clinton overwhelmingly prefers young
voters to Hillary Clinton."
- Conan O'Brien
"Today is Al Pacino's birthday — 68 years old. 'Say hello
to my little friend: Gold Bond medicated powder'."
- Craig Ferguson
"The Rev. Wright, Obama's former pastor, was interviewed
by Bill Moyer. He said he's gotten over a million e-mails
and phone calls telling him to keep on speaking out...
every one of them came from Hillary Clinton."
- Jay Leno
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What's On the Web?
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What's On the Web?
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Top 20 Animal Themed Comic Characters
Do you know who made the top 20? There's omly one way to
find out. Oh, by-the-way, Man-Bear-Pig didn't make it.
Visit: Top 20 Animal Themed Comic Characters
102 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Dogs
Number 23: Gidget is the name of the Taco Bell dog.
Interesting.
Visit: 102 Weird Facts You Never Knew About Dogs
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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY...
-Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
-Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
-Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
-Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
-Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff
before?
-There go the lights again...
-Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's
got two of 'em.
-Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
-Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off.
-What's this doing here?
-I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
-That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
-Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
-Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?
-What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
-OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a
freak of nature.
-This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
-Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
-Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
-What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
-FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
-Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
-Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
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