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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, May 9, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I think I need glasses. I thought that my neighbor bought
a Bullmastiff Dog. Well, it turns out that it was just my
neighbor. Ouch! He still wants me to rub his belly though.
Go figure.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"This Sunday is Mother's Day. Now if you haven't gotten
your mom a gift yet, you can't go wrong with a gallon of
gasoline. It's a little pricey, but hey, you only have
one mom."
- Jay Leno
"In Los Angeles, a judge has ruled that Britney Spears can
spend Mother's Day with her kids. Her kids are thrilled
because they've never been to a nightclub."
- Conan O'Brien
"Charlie Sheen is getting married. This will make wife
No. 3 for him. Somebody should tell him you don't need
to get married to have a bachelor party."
- Jimmy Kimmel
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13 THINGS THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel
10. They're rerunning forecasts from 2004
9. Weathercasters giggle every time they say, "ball
lightning"
8. Hours of programming devoted to footage of clouds that
look like monkeys
7. Watercooler talk includes hilarious comments like,
"Doppler. I don't even know her."
6. Long range forecast — "Winter: Cold, Summer: Hot"
5. CEO was caught selling anemometers out of the trunk of
his car
4. Smiling graphic on the sun is giving the finger
3. From 6pm to midnight it's just a guy making wind noises
with his mouth
2. They don't have a single magician on this week
1. Satellite shot always seems to catch Jennifer Aniston
sunbathing
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