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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, April 11, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Finally, it is Friday. That's good news, eh?
I'm going to let today's Mouthpiece speak for itself.
I hope you enjoy the weekend.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A lot of Democrats are asking President Bush to boycott
the opening of the Olympics. Well, good luck with that.
With the flags, the parades, the balloons? He loves
balloons!"
- Jay Leno
"A new TV commercial for Hillary Clinton says that she
has a spine of steel. When he heard this, John McCain
said, 'Oh yeah? Well I've got a titanium hip'."
- Conan O'Brien
"A couple of big birthdays today. Hugh Hefner and porn
star Jenna Jameson. One is a cranky old geezer who has
had sex with hundreds of women and the other is one is
Hugh Hefner."
- Craig Ferguson
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Kids' Instructions on Life
- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10
- When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 12
- Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9
- Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the
morning.
Stephanie, Age 8
- Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7
- Don't flush the john when your dad is in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10
- Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11
- Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10
- When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16
- Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14
- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13
- Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13
- Never spit when on a roller coaster.
Scott, Age 11
- Never do pranks at a police station.
Sam, Age 10
- Never tell your little brother that you're not going to
do what your mom told you to do.
Hank, Age 12
- Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11
- Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7
- Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13
- Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Cynthia, Age 8
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