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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I was looking up a word in the dictionary the other day and
I came across the word "Zonked". I never thought that the
word "Zonked" would be in the dictionary. Zonked means
"highly intoxicated or under the influence of a drug." I
always thought that it was a made-up word to be used on the
old '60s "Batman" TV show when someone got punched.
I guess I learned something new.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"Earlier this evening, President Bush made an appearance
on the TV show 'Deal or No Deal.' I guess he got turned
down for 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.'
- Jay Leno
"This weekend, Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother
attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several
lesbian bars. When asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea
said, 'I've never seen so many women with my mom's
haircut'."
- Conan O'Brien
"It's not a great day for New Jersey. What's their motto?
'What's That Smell'?"
- Craig Ferguson
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands
10. Spends most of the day looking for friends on Facebook
9. Stops by Cheney's office every five minutes to see if
he's still alive
8. Calls leaders of foreign countries yelling, "Baba Booey
Baba Booey"
7. Sits on the White House lawn and waves at cars
6. The man is a walking encyclopedia on "The Hills"
5. Gives the 3 p.m. White House tour
4. Earlier today, he washed and waxed Air Force One
3. Doing a three-episode stint as a sexy assistant on
"How I Met Your Mother"
2. "President is on the Trampoline" isn't Secret Service
code, he's actually on the trampoline
1. Finally catching up on unread intelligence memos
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