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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, March 28, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm so excited for the weekend and today being TGIF. You
know what TGIF stands for don't you? It stands for "Tickle
Grandma Into Flatulence."
Have a good weekend and let'er rip.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Hillary Clinton is coming under fire for claiming she was
under fire while she was in Bosnia. Luckily, she was wear-
ing her Kevlar pantsuit at the time."
- Jay Leno
"It was so nice in New York City today, that thing on
Donald Trump's head shed its coat."
- David Letterman
"Not such a great day for Robin Williams. His wife is
filing for divorce. According to the paper, the cause
for his divorce is every film he's done since 1997."
- Craig Ferguson
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What's On the Web?
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ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SOCIETY
The World RPS Society is dedicated to the promotion of Rock
Paper Scissors as a fun and safe way to resolve disputes.
We feel that conserving the roots of RPS is essential for
the growth and development of the game and the players. The
World RPS Society is involved in many areas of the sport,
such as; research studies, workshops, tournaments at both
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more.
Visit: Rock Paper Scissors
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RCDB
The RCDB (aka, the Roller Coaster DataBase) contains
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out what new roller coasters are being bilt, along with
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Visit: RCDB
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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** Advantages of Being a Temp **
1. You're only lending your soul, not selling it.
2. You won't be there when the fruits of your labor turn
rotten.
3. Trying on a different personality at each new job site.
4. You don't have to continually fork over part of your pay-
check for co-workers' weddings, babies, birthdays and
anniversaries, or children's school, scouts, athletic, and
band fund-raising efforts.
5. No one gives you clothes emblazoned with the company logo
and then expects you to wear them.
6. You can avoid the internal "war." I once Temp'd at an
office so divided and filled with hate, one half wouldn't
even speak with the other... it was my job to convey
messages between the enemy camps.
7. Your true Pointy-Haired Boss is usually miles away...and
the "customer" PHB can (often) be ignored.
8. Overtime at time and a half! Woo-Hoo!
9. Leaving at 4:30.
10. You get to hear the words, "Good job" and, 'Please stay"
frequently.
11. You don't give a rat's hoohaa what the stock is doing.
12. Eight Words: "It was like that when I got here."
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