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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, April 25, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I have always been a huge fan of riddles. My favorite
Batman villian is the Riddler for crying out loud. I
even have a shirt with question marks all over it. I'm
a fan.
Today, you can be a riddle fan too, if your aren't
already. Check out the 'What's On the Web?' section,
as well as the rest of today's Mouthpiece.
Have a great weekend and see if you know the answer to
this riddle: What english word means burning wood when
you take away the first letter of the word?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Even though she won, Hillary's campaign is $10 million
in debt. Ironically, her big issue? 'I can handle the
economy'."
- Jay Leno
"Yesterday was Earth Day. Politicians all across America
did something to mark Earth Day. For instance, President
Bush was photographed with a shovel, and former President
Clinton was photographed with a hoe."
- Conan O'Brien
"It was so nice that Amy Winehouse gave that thing on her
head a flea dip."
- David Letterman
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What's On the Web?
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ONLY RIDDLES
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riddles site on the net. Stump yourself, your friends, and
family with these challenging riddles! You can browse the
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page.
Visit: ONLY RIDDLES
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ABOUT BIG NUMBERS
Enter the world of big numbers to discover how big and how
small our world is. You will learn a lot about the number
you chose and how it relates to the world we live in.
Visit: ABOUT BIG NUMBERS
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Improve His Approval Rating
10. Fewer embarrassing gaffes, more humiliating blunders
9. Replace "Hail To The Chief" with Black Sabbath's "Iron
Man"
8. Send FEMA to rebuild Knicks
7. Change name to Barack W. Obusha
6. Show America you're not some stiff workaholic by blowing
off work sometimes
5. Jump Snake River in rocket-powered "Sky-Cycle"
4. Become trapped in an elevator until January 20, 2009
4. Become trapped in an elevator until January 20
3. Less of this (VT: Bush dancing in New Orleans)
2. Ask father for tips on how he achieved his 31% approval
rating
1. Hide Cheney's medication
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