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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm not feeling myself today and I haven't been feeling
anybody else for that matter.
Enjoy today's issue. Please.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Hillary Clinton was supposed to be our guest tonight, but
she got pinned down by sniper fire."
- Jay Leno
"Hollywood news: Pamela Andersen got an annulment from her
marriage. You have to hope things will work out better for
whoever she marries next month."
- David Letterman
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over
if you just sit there."
- Will Rogers
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What's On the Web?
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PUZZABILITY
Puzzability is a puzzle-writing company. But the puzzles
and games created by Puzzability are not your typical word
searches and dot-to-dots. Whether for adults or kids,
whether for print or electronic media, whether general-
interest or made-to-order, our puzzles are involving,
rewarding, and, above all, fresh.
Visit: PUZZABILITY
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ZOBMONDO
Based on the board game, answer mind-boggling questions
on Pain, Fear, Discomfort, Appearance, Embarrassment, Food
Ingestion, Ethics, and Intellect as the predicaments serve
up tough titterings. It's also fun to predict how your
friends will answer.
Visit: ZOBMONDO
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NORTH POINT WIRELESS HEADPHONES
w/ Built-In FM Scan Radio
TV & Store Price: $24.99
OUR PRICE: $14.99
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Enjoy music anywhere in your home or office without any
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up to 25 feet in distance.
They're Easy To Use... The transmitter quickly connects to
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FIVE (5) FUNCTIONS IN ONE:
- Wireless Headphones
- Internet Chat/Gaming
- Audio Monitoring
- FM Auto-Scan Radio
- Wired Audio Connection
This is one of those items that always sells out. Even at
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NORTH POINT WIRELESS HEADPHONES w/ Built-In FM Scan Radio
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten U.S. Airways Excuses
10. Thought it would be fun to shoot empty liquor bottles
9. Air traffic controller's "Clear to land" misheard as
"Squeeze off a round"
8. Media never reports when plane takes off and pilot's
gun doesn't go off
7. Pilot thought he saw one of them "Cloverfield" Godzillas
— Buy "Cloverfield" on DVD April 22nd
6. Oh, like you've never fired a weapon onboard a passenger
plane before
5. Don't worry — His parole officer was in the cockpit
4. Chillax, bro
3. This is what happens when you let Dick Cheney fly a
plane — Did you see it coming folks?
2. If you didn't want gunplay, maybe you should have flown
United
1. Pilot distraught after picking Duke to win it all
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