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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, May 16, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Hello and welcome to Friday! As you were.
I have a good feeling about this weekend. No, wait! That's
a cramp.
Anyways, enjoy yourself over the next few days and I'll
see you on Monday. I know I won't really see you. It's
just an expression. You could see me if you really wanted
to see me. Look, there I am. Just kidding. Man, you are
too easy.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Mouthpiece forum. Check it out here...
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Last night, Hillary Clinton won West Virginia with nearly
70 percent of the vote. She would have gotten even more of
the vote, but on the way to the polls, some of their houses
got a flat tire."
- Conan O'Brien
"Ten years ago today, Frank Sinatra passed away. He had a
great song called 'L.A. Is My Lady.' Much better than his
follow-up song, 'Denver Is My Bitch'."
- Craig Ferguson
"Hillary Clinton won big in West Virginia last night —
67 percent to 26 percent for Barack Obama. He hasn't had
numbers that low since he went bowling."
- Jay Leno
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What's On the Web?
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PERSONAL INJURY WARNING SYSTEM
This cool project was designed by Jonathan Corum, who
believes that standard warning signs "often ignore or
overlook the complexity of human actions, and the
complexity of the injuries..." Therefore, he tweaks
traditional signs into quirky images that tell a personal
story of the injuries he has endured in his lifetime.
Visit: PERSONAL INJURY WARNING SYSTEM
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VISIBLE PROOFS
Explore the history of Forensic Medicine and its journey
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Visit: VISIBLE PROOFS
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Reasons Annika Sorenstam Is Retiring
(Presented by Annika Sorenstam)
10. "Tired of Tiger Woods stealing my putter"
9. "Became less interested in aiming at green and more
interested in aiming at spectators"
8. "I knew I needed a break when my golf bag began talking
to me"
7. "I'm leaving to play Countess Scarlett Worthington on
'All My Children'"
6. "When I'm in a stressful tournament, I eat golf tees
like they're peanuts"
5. "Honestly, this long presidential campaign has sucked
the life out of me"
4. "Who can focus on golf when Lauren and Audrina are
fighting on 'The Hills'?"
3. "I want to spend more time with Brett Favre's family"
2. "I just want a job where I can sit in a cubicle instead
of being stuck on a golf course all day"
1. "The only putts I have to worry about now is my fiance"
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