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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, April 7, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
It smells like a Monday. Oh, wait a minute... that's just
me. I really need to do some laundry. Can you smell me
through this email?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of
cheese?"
- Charles De Gaulle
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
examined."
- Samuel Goldwyn
"If little else, the brain is an educational toy."
- Tom Robbins
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What's On the Web?
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THE CENTER FOR PREVENTION OF SHOPPING CART ABUSE
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Visit: CENTER FOR PREVENTION OF SHOPPING CART ABUSE
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PEEP RESEARCH
As we plunge into the 21st century, it is time we take a
closer look at the technological wonders we create. Here,
we try to discover just a little bit more about the world
around us through the miracles of science, technology, and
preservatives. We hope you enjoy this educational tour as
we work to characterize everybody's favorite Easter candy,
the Marshmallow Peep.
Visit: Peep Research
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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30 Signs You're No Longer A Kid...
1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
2. Your back goes out more than you do.
3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks into the room.
4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
5. You are proud of your lawn mower.
6. Your best friend is dating someone half their age...
and it isn't breaking any laws.
7. Your arms are almost too short to read the
newspaper.
8. You sing along with the elevator music.
9. You would rather go to work than stay home
sick.
10. You constantly talk about the price of
gasoline.
11. You enjoy hearing about other people's
operations.
12. You consider coffee one of the most
important things in life.
13. You make an appointment to see the
dentist.
14. You no longer think of speed limits as a
challenge.
15. Neighbors borrow your tools.
16. People call at 9 o'clock in the evening and ask,
"Did I wake you ?"
17. You have a dream about prunes.
18. You answer a question with, "Because I
said so!"
19. You send money to PBS.
20. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere
near the top of your pants.
21. You take a metal detector to the beach.
22. You wear black socks with sandals.
23. You know what the word "equity" means.
24. You can't remember the last time you laid
on the floor to watch television.
25. Your ears are hairier than your head.
26. You talk about "good grass" and you're
referring to someone's lawn.
27. You get into a heated argument about
pension plans.
28. You get cable television for the Weather
Channel.
29. You can go bowling without drinking.
30. You have a party and the neighbors don't
even realize it.
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