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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm the kind of guy that enjoys pealing potatoes. That's
why I'm psyched about the PEEL THE POTATO game in the
"What's On the Web?" section of today's issue. Potatoes
rule! Yes they do.
If you're a fan of peeling those potatoes... enjoy.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In Pennsylvania, Hillary and Obama celebrated Earth Day
by throwing dirt at each other."
- Jay Leno
"Political experts say that Barack Obama is attracting
mostly younger voters while Hillary Clinton is attracting
much older voters. They may be right because today John
McCain said he's voting for Hillary."
- Conan O'Brien
"The Pennsylvania Democratic primary is over. It all came
down to the Amish vote."
- Jimmy Kimmel
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What's On the Web?
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PEEL THE POTATO
From the Gorillaz website comes this fun and addicting
game. See how fast you can peel the potato!
Visit: PEEL THE POTATO
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THE SOUTHERN WORD HOMEPAGE
NetSquirrel presents hundreds of drawled vocabulary words
and phrases attributed, somewhat tongue-in-cheek, to the
fine residents of the lower United States.
Visit: THE SOUTHERN WORD HOMEPAGE
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter
* Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertain-
ment.
* Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out
stains.
* Plug holes in your paneling walls.
* Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement
years.
* Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.
* Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make
interesting new sounds.
* Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around
town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud.
* Two words: eye shadow.
* Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.
* New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.
* Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 11000.
* See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle.
* One word: Gargle.
* No shaving cream? No problem!
* Get that tan you always wanted.
* Color it. Use it in place of Play-Doh.
* Get out your alchemy set and try to turn it into gold.
[By Andy Kerr and Nathan Eady]
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