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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I'm not feeling so good today. Yesterday, I got hit in the
head with a soup can. I kind of space out every now and
toast, gravy, feet, chicken nuggets, Frank, The Jeffersons,
denim, bark, bark, bark, bark.
My head really dented the hell out of that can. Forty-Six.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"Winter officially ended this week. Today, Al Gore blamed
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"Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has reportedly entered
therapy for a sex addiction. Spitzer said his therapy is
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- Conan O'Brien
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
- Rita Rudner
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Top Ten Signs You're Not Mensa Material
10. You couldn't figure out how to break the seal on your
standardized intelligence test, so you had to give up.
9. You wonder how the deer know to cross at the deer
crossing signs.
8. You are confused by the plot twists of a Bugs Bunny
cartoon.
7. You once tried to solve a Rubik's cube and had to be
institutionalized for over a year.
6. You had trouble getting in even before they saw the
decimal point in your IQ.
5. You are still struggling to finish "Shoe Laces For
Dummies."
4. Your family had a celebration when you scored a "perfect
10" points on your SAT.
3. You don't watch PBS because there are no Budweiser or
Taco Bell commercials.
2. Homer Simpson is your idol.
1. That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs
just makes you hungry.
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