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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, April 8, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I have I joke for you. Tell me what you think of it.
Q: What do you call a pair of pants that has no pockets?
A: Pants.
Come on, that was a good one.
I have a great game for you today and you can also gaze
into the Mystical Ball and see your own thoughts. That
should be scary, eh?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"John McCain has not been using Secret Service protection.
You see, he has Life Alert."
- Jay Leno
"John McCain says he has 20 names on a list of possible
vice president candidates. Unfortunately, most of the
names on the list are characters on 'Matlock'."
- Conan O'Brien
"There was a letter found written by Abraham Lincoln. It's
dated 1864. Very beautifully written. It starts out, 'Dear
John McCain...'"
- Craig Ferguson
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SPROUT FREE VEGETABLE BAGS...
Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $7.99 for two
SAVE EVEN MORE: Get Four for $13.98
Ensure veggies stay fresh longer with this unique storage
bag. Blackout lining keeps light out and veggies dry,
preventing sprouting & softening.
Each bag holds 10 pounds of vegetables. Simply put new
veggies into the top & pull the drawstring tight. Remove
veggies for use from the zippered side opening automat-
ically rotating your stock!
Set of 2 includes one (1) potato & one (1) onion bags.
Can also be used for carrots & other veggies. Made of
washable poly/cotton and each measures 19.68" X 14.37". To
see a picture or to order, visit: SPROUT FREE VEGETABLE BAGS
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What's On the Web?
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Mystical Ball
A magical crystal ball that knows what you are thinking.
Visit: Mystical Ball
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The Missile Game 3D
Fly yourself through a tunnel.
Visit: The Missile Game 3D
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SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
Normal Price: $19.99 each
DEAL PRICE: $14.99 for a Set of Two Candles
It looks like a regular candle, it flickers like a regular
candle, but it is so much easier and safer!
No heat, no melted wax to clean up. This is perfect for use
outside because the "flame" won't blow out, and perfect for
inside events because there is no danger or mess. Use it
alone or in your favorite holder or sconce. The light
flickers exactly like a wick flame. 5" tall, 3" diameter.
A neat idea for your kid's or teen's room where you might
not want an open flame. Take it with you on your travels
to make hotel rooms feel like home.
This battery operated LED flickering pillar candle can be
used anywhere you would use a regular pillar candle, and
many places you wouldn't. To see a picture or order visit:
SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs New Yorkers Are Getting Too Fat
10. Elevators have a maximum occupancy of one
9. The Statue of Liberty is now holding a cupcake
8. Driver's license photos larger to include all chins
7. Broadway's Shubert Alley renamed Kirstie Alley
6. Robotic voice in the subway says, "Stand clear of the
closing doors, lardass"
5. Thousands of "potholes" are actually footprints in the
pavement
4. 97% of ATM passwords are either "fudge" or "bacon"
3. People becoming Yankees fans just for the slimming
pinstripes
2. Most popular store: Gap For Tubby Dudes
1. New Yorkers are winded after giving the finger
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