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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, April 4, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
You know when you're eating something and you say, "Oh,
this tastes just like chicken", Maybe it doesn't. Maybe
something else that tastes like chicken tasted like that
first then chicken came later. Maybe chicken was so
abundant that everyone changed the saying to "tastes just
like chicken." I was just thinking.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Donald Trump announced that he would like to hire Ashley
Dupre, the prostitute in the Eliot Spitzer scandal, to
appear on his new reality show. Apparently his new show is
called 'Donald Trump Hires a Hooker'."
- Conan O'Brien
"Barack Obama said today that he would consider Al Gore to
be in his Cabinet. Al Gore said he would do it as long as
it was full of Twinkies."
- Craig Ferguson
"Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke warned Congress we
may be headed for a recession. Whoa! Thank you, Captain
Obvious!"
- Jay Leno
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What's On the Web?
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CROSSWORDS
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You can play into different modes: regular or master.
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Questions On The Job Application
For New York Knicks President
10. Are you deeply committed to sucking?
9. Any suggestions for new ways to rip-off fans and overpay
players?
8. Can you promise to deliver New York a winning team
within 25 years?
7. Are you a cop?
6. Are you cool with Isiah Thomas calling you "Bitch"?
5. Can you transform this team from laughing stock to
lovable losers?
4. Can you transform this team from laughing stock to
lovable losers?
3. Do you mind the circus making the arena smell
"Elephanty"?
2. Do you have any friends who can play center, power
forward, point guard or shooting guard?
1. Are you insane?
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