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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, April 10, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Last night I really hurt my big toe on my right foot. It's
really throbbing which makes it hard to type. I guess I'll
just have to type this issue with my fingers. The streak
is broken.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Hillary Clinton's top campaign strategist, a man named
Mark Penn, has had to step down. Apparently he just
couldn't come up with any more good fake stories."
- Jay Leno
"Canada just announced they may boycott the summer
Olympics, because of China's treatment of Tibet. When
asked about the boycott, Canada's prime minister said,
'I'm very angry at China — plus we suck at summer sports'."
- Conan O'Brien
"Jay-Z and Beyonce — it has been confirmed: they finally
tied the knot. They got married. If you want get them
something, they are registered at 'Bed, Bath, & Booty'."
- Craig Ferguson
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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** ** FAMOUS LAST WORDS **
* I'll get a world record for this..
* It's fireproof.
* He's probably just hibernating.
* What does this button do?
* It's probably just a rash.
* Are you sure the power is off?
* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* Pull the pin and count to what?
* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* I wonder where the mother bear is.
* I've seen this done on TV.
* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
* Let it down slowly.
* Rat poison only kills rats.
* It's strong enough for both of us.
* This doesn't taste right.
* I can make this light before it changes.
* Nice doggie.
* I can do that with my eyes closed.
* I've done this before.
* Well, we've made it this far.
* That's odd.
* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
* Don't be so superstitious.
* Now watch this.
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