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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I was rather bored today so I decided to fill my mouth with
exactly 15 sticks of chewing gum.
I was doing ok at first, but then my jaw started to hurt.
I couldn't stand the pain, but I kept on chewing.
Then I started to feel sick. I thought it would be in my
best interest to spit out the gum, but I couldn't. I had
to carve out a little at a time and in no time I was free.
Until my jaw heals I have to eat pudding. So it was totally
worth it. I hope your day is going as great as mine.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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HOW TO WIN AT CARNIVAL GAMES
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