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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, April 17, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I can't remember the last time I had a piece of birthday
cake. Oh, wait. It was on my birthday. Duh!
Anyway, if you are into jigsaw puzzles, horseshoes and the
Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Accountant, then this is
the perfect issue of Mouthpiece for you.
When was the last time you had birthday cake? Wait. That
was a stupid question.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
email Mouthpiece
Viral Videos on the Net at www.EVTV1.com
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Mouthpiece forum. Check it out here...
The Mouthpiece Forum
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"John McCain apologized today after admitting some of the
McCain family recipes posted on his Web site were actually
plagiarized from the Food Network. How many different
recipes can there be for prunes and creamed corn!"
- Craig Ferguson
"The Pope arrived in Washington D.C. today. Of course, he
flew Virgin Atlantic. He almost wasn't allowed on the
aircraft because he tried to bring on more than 3 ounces
of holy water."
- David Letterman
"I was at Starbucks today and had the new Barack Obama
Roast. Have you had this? Tasted kind of bitter."
- Jay Leno
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VEGETABLE PEELING GLOVES
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Remember you can save even more when you buy two. Get two
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Today's Deal of the Day
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What's On the Web?
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JIGZONE
Jigzone is the place on the web for free online jig saw
puzzles. Jigzone allows you to choose between 6-240
piece puzzles and numerous different backgrounds/pictures
(changes daily). Jigzone also times the amount of time it
takes you to complete each puzzle. Be sure to check out
their puzzle of the day (changes daily).
Visit: JIGZONE
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HORSESHOE PIT
Horseshoes is not just for bearded, overweight, middle-
aged men that wear flannel shirts, tight pants, and tinted
glasses while smoking a Lucky Strike and drinking an Old
Style anymore. This famous summer activity has been catch-
ing on with all demographics lately. At this site, you
will find the official rules of the game and how to
construct your own backyard horseshoe pit.
Visit: HORSESHOE PIT
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SPROUT FREE VEGETABLE BAGS...
Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $7.99 for two
SAVE EVEN MORE: Get Four for $13.98
Ensure veggies stay fresh longer with this unique storage
bag. Blackout lining keeps light out and veggies dry,
preventing sprouting & softening.
Each bag holds 10 pounds of vegetables. Simply put new
veggies into the top & pull the drawstring tight. Remove
veggies for use from the zippered side opening automatically
rotating your stock!
Set of 2 includes one (1) potato & one (1) onion bags. Can
also be used for carrots & other veggies. Made of washable
poly/cotton and each measures 19.68" X 14.37". To see a
picture or to order, visit: SPROUT FREE VEGETABLE BAGS
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Accountant
10. "My exciting lifestyle is the envy of all my claims
adjuster colleagues"
9. "I made ten grand doing taxes for Leona Helmsley's dog"
8. "Numbers are my only friends"
7. "What other job allows you to show up for work in just a
suit and tie?"
6. "Mild-mannered day job protects my true identity: Batman"
5. "I'm always the first to hear about all the latest
calculator innovations"
4. "When some idiot asks me about a form 8038-G information
return for a tax-exempt governmental obligation, when
they really mean a form 1038-R recovery of overpayment
under arbitrage rebate provisions — that s***'s hilarious!"
3. "I was a finalist on last season's "Accounting With The
Stars"
2. "If I screw up something, you go to jail, not me!"
1. "I get more tail than George Clooney"
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