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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, March 24, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Is today really Monday? I thought it was Thursday. It's
March, right? It's 2003, right? Blast that daylight
savings time.
I need to get more sleep.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Starbucks has canceled its plans to sell a one-dollar cup
of coffee. A company spokesman said, 'You'll still be able
to get a one-dollar cup of coffee at Starbucks but it's
going to cost you eight bucks'."
- Conan O'Brien
"In Los Angeles, a 500-pound man was arrested for stealing
food from a restaurant. Police say it took five minutes to
catch the suspect and two hours to pat him down."
- Conan O'Brien
"A new survey shows that beer drinkers prefer John McCain
to Hillary Clinton. Which is surprising because you'd
think Hillary would be more popular with guys who like a
'cold one'."
- Conan O'Brien
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SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
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No heat, no melted wax to clean up. This is perfect for use
outside because the "flame" won't blow out, and perfect for
inside events because there is no danger or mess. Use it
alone or in your favorite holder or sconce. The light
flickers exactly like a wick flame. 5" tall, 3" diameter.
A neat idea for your kid's or teen's room where you might
not want an open flame. Take it with you on your travels to
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This battery operated LED flickering pillar candle can be
used anywhere you would use a regular pillar candle, and
many places you wouldn't. To see a picture or order
visit: SET OF TWO 5" FLAMELESS ON/OFF PILLAR CANDLES
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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How to Bathe a Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids you may need to stand on the lid so that
he cannot escape).
CAUTION:
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as
his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can
find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite
effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The DOG
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