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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, March 20, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Do you think that 8-Tracks will even make a comeback? I
hope so because if they do I'm going to be sitting on the
largest collection of music this side of the Mississippi.
If you're looking for a copy of Frampton Comes Alive let
me know.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Mouthpiece forum. Check it out here...
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can
prove that you don't need it."
- Bob Hope
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of
getting along with people, of getting things done."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who
has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own."
- Sidney J. Harris
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bends to direct light where you need it most).
A built-in Alligator Clip allows for hands-free operation.
Interchange the goose neck with the included white or blue
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Set Includes:
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- Magnetic Base - Three (3) Batteries - Swivel Key Chain
- BONUS: Blue LED Light Included
Get one for $7.99 or two for $11.98. To see a picture,
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What's On the Web?
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FILET-O-FISH GAME
Try to keep your Filet-O-Fish sandwich away from the
sharks without hitting the walls of the tank. But be
careful, those sharks are hungry!
Visit: Shark Bait 2
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THE EINSTEIN QUIZ
Albert Einstein created this quiz, stating that 98% of
people in the world could not solve it. See if you are
among the two percent of people in the world!
Visit: THE EINSTEIN QUIZ
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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New Parking Rules (Not to be taken seriously!)
Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the
middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car
diagonally to prevent others from passing.
Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many
spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot
and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent
one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both.
Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the
space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver
signaling to take it, pull though and take it from him.
Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car
so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to
squeeze into his/her car.
Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent
vehicle with your door really hard.
Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore
the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to
another at a high rate of speed.
Rule #8 - Empty your ashtrays on the ground in shopping
center parking lots. While your at it, dump out all the
garbage, too, including that Wendy's or McDonald's bag
sitting in the back seat from breakfast.
Rule #9 - When a vehicle from the opposite direction is
signaling and waiting for a parking space, position your
car so that you are in his way and let the car behind
you take it.
Rule #10 - If you don't see a speed limit sign posted in
the malls parking lot, there isn't any!
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