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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, April 21, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I asked my co-workers if they would be interested in
calling Monday's "Funday". They talked about for a few
minutes and then they booed me. And then somebody threw
a lawn dart at me. I guess that means that they need a
little more time to make a decision.
Enjoy your funday!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Beautiful sunny day. Down in Washington, it was so sunny,
the Pope was wearing his stained glass sunglasses."
- David Letterman
"There's a woman on YouTube talking about her divorce. She
signed a prenup, married a Broadway producer, got divorced
and now she's unhappy with the settlement. When I heard
this I was shocked. A Broadway producer marrying a woman?!?"
- Craig Ferguson
"At the party, Pope Benedict spoke out against evil. And
then Dick Cheney gave the rebuttal."
- Jay Leno
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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** THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old **
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
first.
3. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.
9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize
it.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks in the room.
14. You sing along with the elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
National Weather Service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
can't remember them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a
manageable size.
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