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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, March 21, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
One time I saw the Easter Bunny at the mall. I wanted
to get my picture taken with him so I could send to my
Grandma. Before and after the picture we got to talking
and it turns out that this Easter Bunny was a lady.
We dated for three years and everything was great, but
no one would believe me that I was dating the Easter
Bunny. I tried to convince my friends and family that
I was in a serious relationship with the mall Easter
Bunny, but no luck.
I think about her all of the time and the thing I
remember the most is that we did it like rabbits.
Happy Easter!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny
10. Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else.
9. Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye.
8. Immediately asks if he can have Easter off.
7. Refuses to hop because it aggravates his double hernia.
6. For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy an ounce of his
special "Easter grass".
5. Only gives the kids candy after they attend his
presentation on the time-share condos.
4. Keeps muttering something about "infidels" and "jihad".
3. Costume is made from animal skin he scraped off the
interstate.
2. Habitually licks and grooms himself.
1. The enormous ears? Steroids.
[From Late Night with David Letterman]
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