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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I can't get enough of those stupid criminals. Not that I'm
a fan of criminal activity, it's just that I enjoy watching
criminals getting what is coming to them.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich
widow."
- Evan Esar
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."
- Paul Gauguin
"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never
misquoted."
- Hesketh Pearson
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Laws
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to
have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In
addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be
published in the local newspaper. The man does not
receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in
Norfolk, Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having
sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the
wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is
the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position
is considered illegal.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed
women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps
of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a
husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells
like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts
in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you
are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance
on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than
three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to
provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest.
According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they
are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally
sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken
to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple
should engage in a sexual act while parked in their
vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear
patent-leather shoes.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun
while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
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