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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, April 3, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
You know, I would be an only child if it weren't for my
brother and sister. Think about it.
Thinking about stuff is fun, but it also makes my head
hurt.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"John McCain is having trouble raising money for his
campaign. Whenever he does raise money, he puts it in
a card and sends it to his grandchildren."
- Conan O'Brien
"On a lighter note, Hillary Clinton announced that her
favorite music group is the Rolling Stones. She said
they were the first concert she ever went to. John McCain
said the first concert he ever attended was two guys
pounding on a log with sticks to celebrate successful
wooly mammoth hunt."
- Jay Leno
"I like John McCain. He looks like the guy at the hardware
store who makes the keys."
- David Letterman
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What's On the Web?
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SEINFELD QUOTES
Relive hilarious moments from the classic TV sitcom
"Seinfeld." The little show about "nothing" certainly
generated a lot of quotations...
Visit: SEINFELD QUOTES
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CELEBRITY LOVECHILD QUIZ
This site has merged together the faces of 20 random
celebrity pairs to discover what their illegitimate off-
spring may look like. Can you guess the parents of these
morphed creatures?
Visit: CELEBRITY LOVECHILD QUIZ
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3-PC WALKING SET
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What a great idea... this 3-piece set combines all the
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- Lightweight, adjustable hip pack
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Messages Left On
The Pregnant Man's Answering Machine
10. "I thought you said you were using protection"
9. "It's Angelina Jolie. I'd like to adopt the baby"
8. "This is your wife — can I borrow your Gillette Mach 3
razor?"
7. "It's Maury. I'd love to test to see if you're the
mother and/or the father"
6. "Ralph Nader here. I've had sex with myself for years
and never got pregnant"
5. "It's Maury. Again, seriously, how fast can you get
here?"
4. No number 4 — writer still stuck on JetBlue flight —
what's it been, like a year?
3. "Michael Moore here. People ask me if I'm pregnant too"
2. "This is Dr. Phil. We should talk"
1. "Michael Jackson here — just wanted to reach out to
another androgynous freak show
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