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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I decided to clean my bedroom last night. After all it is
Spring.
After I threw out the garbage, dusted, folded laundry,
swept and vacuumed I realized that I had carpeting under
there. It's nice too.
It feels good to clean things up. Then you try to find
something that you had in a certain place among the mess
and then you moved it so you could clean and now you can't
find it.
Pros and Cons.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It's tax time. I saw this the other day: The United States
government takes a third of your money. A third. My God,
it's like being married to Heather Mills."
- David Letterman
"A new survey says that 98 percent of historians consider
the Bush presidency a failure. On the upside, this is
Bush's highest poll numbers in years."
- Craig Ferguson
"Hillary Clinton said he was elitist and out of touch with
poor people. Later, Bill Clinton gave a speech on the
subject and charged a million bucks for it."
- Jay Leno
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AINT IT COOL NEWS
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed
Since Winning The Masters
10. "I've been elevated from 'Unknown' to 'Obscure'"
9. "Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy
generic root beer"
8. "Suddenly I don't look so foolish for trademarking
'Immelmania'"
7. "I'm BFF's with Lauren and Heidi from 'The Hills'"
6. "President Bush called to congratulate me on winning
Wimbledon"
5. "When my caddy reccomends a club I can say, 'Excuse
me, how many Masters have you won?'"
4. "Invited to Masters Winners Week on 'Jeopardy'"
3. "I get a lifetime supply of them little pencils"
2. "Guess who's playing 36 holes with the Pope this
weekend?"
1. "Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say,
'Maybe next year'"
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