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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I have another hilarious joke for you today... and it goes
like this:
One day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie
"constipation".
His friend replied "No".
"Why not?", the kid asked.
"It never came out."
Come on, that's funny.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It's been reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service
name is Renegade, and Hillary Clinton's Secret Service
name is Evergreen. Meanwhile, John McCain's Secret Service
name is Enlarged Prostate."
- Conan O'Brien
"Did you hear? A bar in New York City has banned the song
'Danny Boy.' On St. Patrick's Day! Isn't that outrageous?
It's like West Hollywood banning the song 'It's Raining
Men'."
- Craig Ferguson
"Things are not looking good for the Democratic Party.
In fact the tension between Barack and Hillary is almost
as bad as the tension between Bill and Hillary."
- Jay Leno
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Things Overheard At The New York City
St. Patrick's Day Parade
10. "Is that green beer or New York City tap water?"
9. "50,000 people. 200,000 beers. One bathroom"
8. "Put your shirt on, Mr. McGreevey — this isn't the Gay
Pride Parade"
7. "When are they going to clean up the garbage from New
Year's Eve?"
6. "Some guy just tried to sell me a bag of primo Mexican
'four leaf clover'"
5. "Larry!!!"
4. "Wanna grab a beer at O'sama's?"
3. "No number 3 — writer out drinking"
2. "Letterman's wearing his green hairpiece"
1. "That's not a leprechaun, it's Mayor Bloomberg"
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