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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Friday, April 18, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
I don't know about you, but I have a big night planned. I'm
going to order a pizza just for me. Then I'm going to watch
Tom and Jerry cartoons. And after that I'm going to get out
the old ironing board and a few blankets and pillows and
build a fort.
Doesn't that sound like a good night? No, it sounds like an
awesome night.
Well, whatever you do tonight, or this weekend, enjoy
yourself.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Actually, one really embarrassing moment. When the Pope
blessed the crowd with holy water, some of it splashed on
Dick Cheney and burned his skin."
- Jay Leno
"Snoop Dogg announced he is writing a series of children's
books today. Is that really a good idea? 'Horton Hears a
Hootchie Mama.' 'Green Eggs & Blunts.'"
- Craig Ferguson
"The Pope is in the United States. Hillary Clinton declined
to meet him at the airport... you know, she was worried
about sniper fire."
- David Letterman
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Questions President Bush Asked The Pope
10. "Where is the little lady?"
9. "How long have you been Poping?"
8. "Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?"
7. "Have you ever tried eggs benedict?"
6. "Could you perform an exorcism on Dick Cheney?"
5. "You on spring break?"
4. "What are you doing for Passover?"
3. "Could you record a wacky greeting for my voicemail?"
2. "Can I come up to visit you and Rudolph at the North
Pole?"
1. "Could you do something about my approval rating?"
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