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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, April 14, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
It's just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday.
'Cause that's my funday. My I don't have to runday. It's
just another manic Monday.
I'm just not a fan of them.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"John McCain was on 'The View.' He got along well with
Barbara Walters. They were reminiscing about the Civil
War."
- Craig Ferguson
"During a speech President Bush urged Chinese leaders
to talk to the Dalai Lama and called him 'a really fine
man.' Bush said, 'I used to be reluctant to meet with
him — then I found out he's not a real llama'."
- Conan O'Brien
"In England now, you can buy a $100 cup of coffee — or
as Starbucks calls it, half off."
- Jimmy Kimmel
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BEHOLD THE PENNIES!
The penny is more than just a monetary unit. In fact, it
can even be used for its engineering capabilities. Check
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Today's Market Activity:
Helium was up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow
decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
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