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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Here's is something that has always bugged me. Why would
someone name a "highly seasoned, fresh sausage of veal or
pork" a "bratwurst"? Why wouldn't they name it "bratbest"?
Why would you name anything "wurst"? That just doesn't make
sense. Be proud of your sausage.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Big controversy after State Department officials looked
at passport files for the three major candidates. Turns
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number. Know what it is? 3."
- Jay Leno
"Everybody was in the Easter spirit. In fact, former Gov.
Eliot Spitzer spent the day with someone named Bunny."
- David Letterman
"People magazine has published the first pictures of
Jennifer Lopez's twins. I got all excited and went out
and bought the magazine... and it's pictures of her
children! Not what I expected at all."
- Craig Ferguson
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BEHIND THE NAME
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
10. You turn on television and see a live feed of your
shower
9. While you're ordering pizza, mysterious voice on the
phone tells you to forget the mushrooms
8. There's been an ice cream truck parked outside your
house for nine months
7. Your dog has an antenna
6. You came home early and found an agent dusting your
wife for prints
5. Your cat has an antenna
4. After eating a falafel, your name was added to the
"Do Not Fly" list
3. Drudge Report features exclusive news about your
breakfast
2. CIA director Hayden calls and says, "Judging by these
surveillance photos, you should get that thing on your
ass looked at"
1. During State of the Union, president suggests you to
ask your doctor about Levitra
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