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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Today's Mouthpiece has some good stuff in it. No, really,
it does. I am not just saying that. Why would I lie? Just
take my word for it. I am SO trust worthy. Just enjoy it.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In a speech this week, California Governor Arnold
Schwarzenegger said America needs to work together to
conserve oil. Then he lit a cigar and drove over the
crowd in his hummer."
--Conan O'Brien
"There was a sign at the gas station near by my house that
said, 'We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and
American Express.' After I filled up they took my Visa,
Master Card, my Discover Card, and my American Express."
--Jay Leno
"Michael Jackson claims he's the victim of a conspiracy by
a group that's trying to make him out to be a weirdo. I
believe that group is called "the public."
--Craig Ferguson
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What's On the Web?
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ANIMALS GONE FUNNY
Anisa, the writer of our Celebrity Nooz e-zine, has launched
a new website for everyone who loves animals. Check it out
to view animal pics, read her pet stories, and share your
own tale! Also be sure to subscribe to the Animals Gone
Funny newsletter, which features an adorable animal video
clip each week!
Visit: ANIMALS GONE FUNNY
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs
forty pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela
Anderson had a baby!"
"Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."
"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,
that's gotta hurt."
"Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"
"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of child-
birth?"
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!"
"Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of
Madagascar!"
"Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains
water."
[Courtesy of topfive.com]
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