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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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Good Afternoon,
I've got a joke for you. Here it goes:
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a
highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder.
She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully
munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again
and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats
this gesture about eight times.
He asks her why they do not eat almonds themselves.
Whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of
their old teeth. They are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
The old lady answers: "We just love the chocolate around
them."
I just love geezer humor. Don't you?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation."
- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
"People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought
silly than they are about being thought unjust."
- E. B. White
"Seek simplicity, and distrust it."
- Alfred North Whitehead
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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What You Get When You Marry...
* A chef? (You get buttered up.)
* A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
* A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
* A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
* A trashman? (He dumps you.)
* A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
* A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
* A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
* An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
* An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
* A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
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