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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, April 28, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Welcome to Monday. BOO! I'm not a fan and I'm sure that
you are not either. Well, I guess that we will just have
to make the best of it.
Enjoy all that today's Mouthpiece has to offer.
Oh, I almost forgot the answer to Friday's riddle.
Here is the riddle once again:
Q: What english word means burning wood when you take away
the first letter of the word?
A: Member - M = Ember.
Thanks for playing.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Barack Obama said he needs to attract older voters, and
he said he's going to work hard to prove he understands
them. Today, he ate dinner at 3 in the afternoon."
- Conan O'Brien
"China is pitching in for green week. From now on, all
toys from China will be made with recycled lead."
- Jay Leno
"Paris Hilton in going to star in a new reality show where
she looks for a new best friend to replace Nicole Richie.
So far the front-runner to replace Nicole is a No. 2
pencil."
- Conan O'Brien
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Exhausted
10. Spends most of her time campaigning in Sleepy's
mattress stores
9. Barely has enough energy to lie about battling Bosnian
snipers
8. Last night, spent 2 hours debating a coat rack
7. Agreed not to dispute Florida and Michigan delegates
in exchange for a nap
6. Announced a new tax break for kitties
5. Greeted Philadelphia voters with, "It's great to be
back in Tacoma!"
4. She's mismatching her pantsuits
3. When asked how she'd fight terrorism, she said,
"Two words: Iron Man"
2. 3 a.m. phone call? "Let the machine get it"
1. So tired, she actually crawled in to bed with Bill
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