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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, May 15, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Today's issue is going to be great. It will be great
because that voice in my head said that it would be.
Oh, wait. That's my voice. That's a relief.
Enjoy the greatness.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In a recent speech, Barack Obama said he has visited
all 57 states. After hearing this, President Bush said,
'Ha-ha... he forgot Alaska and Hawaii'."
- Conan O'Brien
"San Antonio is the city I want to go to. Home of the
Alamo. Davy Crockett wore a dead animal on his head.
Like Donald Trump."
- Craig Ferguson
"In Wisconsin, a driver took a wrong turn and crashed into
the bathroom at a Taco Bell. The Taco Bell's owner is
calling it the second worst bathroom accident that day."
- Conan O'Brien
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one
likes your wife."
2. "How could two people as beautiful you have such an
ugly baby?"
3. "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone
to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
4. "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never
believed in Hell til I met you."
5. "Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder: What was I thinking?"
6. "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that
you're not here to ruin it for me."
7. "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your
sister."
8. "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've
given me. Like the need for therapy..."
9. "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!I never knew what
evil was before this!"
10. "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go,
would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll
probably need it again."
11. "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
12. "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys
with boobs that are bigger than mine."
13. "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost
Lifelike!
14. "When we were together, you always said you'd die for
me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept
your promise."
15. "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for
my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and
chew toys."
16. "We have been friends for a very long time, what say we
call it quits."
17. "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're
here."
18. "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you
ever find out who the father was?"
19. "You are such a good friend that if we were on a
sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
20. "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for
your birthday ---so we're having you put to sleep."
21. "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in
Arkansas)
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