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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Wednesday, April 9, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
In yesterday's column I had a Q&A joke that I thought was
pretty funny so I shared it with you.
Here's the joke:
Q: What do you call a pair of pants that has no pockets?
A: Pants.
Today I received and email that contained some words that
really hurt. This reader called me: senseless, brainless,
simple, shallow, dense, inane, ridiculous, witless, mind-
less, half-witted, imbecilic, moronic, boneheaded, dopey,
screwy, loony and goofy.
Those words really did hurt... especially when they're
from your Grandma.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"According to a new poll, 81 percent of Americans think
the country is on the wrong track. The other 19 percent
own gas stations."
- Conan O'Brien
"This week is Explore Your Career Options week. Especially
if you work for the Hillary Clinton campaign."
- Jay Leno
"Yesterday Hillary Clinton's top adviser left her campaign.
When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, 'Wait — we can
leave'?"
- Conan O'Brien
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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RULES OF THE OFFICE
**If it rings, put it on hold;
**If it clanks, call the repairman;
**If it whistles, ignore it;
**If it's a friend, take a break;
**If it's the boss, look busy;
**If it talks, take notes;
**If it's handwritten, type it;
**If it's typed, copy it;
**If it's copied, file it;
**If it's Friday, forget it!
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