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LAFF A DAY - Monday, April 7, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Welcome back to the real world, folks. No more loafing around
on the weekend doing whatever the hell you want. It's back to
work, responsibilities, obligations and bills.
Or if you're me, surfing for porn, reading and writing personal
emails and sexually harassing my co-workers.
TZ
"Barack Obama has announced that his campaign raised $40
million in March. Also this week he got the endorsement of
Jane Fonda. You win some, you lose some." -Craig Ferguson
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Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and
today they were meeting for lunch.
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what
the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so
big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know. I know."
"The Clintons released their tax returns. Over the past eight
years, they have donated over $10 million to charity. When
they asked Bill Clinton why he gave so much money to charity,
he said, 'She's a really good dancer.'" -Conan O'Brien
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5 Kinds of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon
period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of
the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the
kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,
perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which
you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is
when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of
everyone in the courtroom.
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