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LAFF A DAY - Monday, March 31, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
What a nice, quiet weekend. I only had to beat the kids twice
and the wife once.
Gently,
TZ
And remember... Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll
get it wrong.
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While I was driving through a seedy area of San Diego, I
noticed that sandwiched between a strip bar and a liquor
store sat a storefront with all the windows suspiciously
blacked out.
Over the door was a sign that proudly declared, "Welcome
to Kinko's. We have nothing to do with office supplies."
Q. What do you say to a girl with no tits?
A.
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Everyone in the hotel was talking about the wedding where the
groom was 95 years old and the bride was only 23. The groom
looked pretty feeble, and some of the guests thought that the
wedding night could kill the old man, because his bride was a
healthy and vivacious young woman.
But the next morning, everyone was surprised to see the bride
come down the main stairway slowly, step by step, and pain-
fully bold-legged. She finally managed to hobble to the front
desk.
The clerk looked very concerned, and he asked the bride, "What
happened to you? You look like you just got done wrestling an
alligator."
"My God," said the bride. "He told me that he had been saving
up for 75 years.... I thought he meant his money!"
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