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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, May 15, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was washing my coffee cup and watching Clean Laffs Joe
make a pot of coffee. After he filled the plastic jug,
which he was going to pour into the coffee maker, he put
it on the table and bent over until his eyes were level
with the pitcher because he needed to be sure that he had
precisely enough water in the jug.
He noticed me looking at him.
"What?" he said. "I'm just trying to make a consistent pot
of coffee."
"Joe," I said shaking my head, "I really don't think I've
ever met anyone whose ass is sewed tighter than yours. You
should find a fat chick and have some wet, jiggly, sloppy
sex. That might help you out a little."
"I tried that, TZ," he sighed, "it didn't help."
TZ
At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy
in the head and I should be committed to a mental institution.
Why do women always want us to make a commitment?
---Unknown
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I like to buy women a lot of drinks, not so much to lessen
their inhibitions as to lower their standards.
---Unknown
"I'll bet you have to think twice before you leave your wife
alone at night," said one man to the other.
"I'll say." replied the second. "First, I have to think up
a reason for going out. Second, I have to think up why she
can't go with me."
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