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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, May 8, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was standing by the fax machine out with the riff raff in
the general population (I try to leave my office as little
as possible) when I overheard one of our part time girls
talking about how her two year wedding anniversary is coming
up.
Clean Laffs Joe, who sits next to her, asked her if the
honeymoon was over already or if they still acted like
newlyweds.
"Every since Abby (her baby girl) was born the honeymoon
has pretty much been over." she confirmed.
"I guess after that there's not much mystery left in the
marriage," Joe conceded.
At that point I decided to drop a pearl of wisdom into the
conversation, "Once you start taking a dump with the door
open while your partner is still in the house...THAT is
when the mystery is over."
Knowingly,
TZ
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IQ. I tried. It just made my nipples sore." -Craig Ferguson
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Two men lost their long-time drinking buddy to alcoholism.
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The other replied, "He ought to; he hasn't had a drink in
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In the nursing home one evening, the old man looked over
and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting.
For $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised, but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that
nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back
to my room, light some candles, and give you the most
romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still said nothing, but after a couple minutes,
she started digging down in her purse. She pulled out a
wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," said
the old man.
"Get serious," she replied. "Four Times in the rocking chair."
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