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LAFF A DAY - Friday, April 18, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Teenage Girls, I Fuck'em.
Fantasizing-ly,
TZ
"The Pope and President Bush met privately at the White
House, and they prayed together. And I believe it was the
first time anyone had been on their knees in the Oval
Office since...well..." -David Letterman
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or attach it to the side of the shower.
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A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen
cooking, he looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one
of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came
to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself,
"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
"Snoop Dogg announced he is writing a series of children's
books today. Is that really a good idea? 'Horton Hears a
Hootchie Mama.' 'Green Eggs & Blunts.'" -Craig Ferguson
HOME SECURITY DOOR ALARM
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When you see this you'll wonder... how the heck does this work?
It's a door alarm that ANYONE can install... without any special
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This handy device will sound an instant ear piercing alarm if
anyone touches your door knob. The 2-in-1 Alarm is great
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Best of all, besides the price, is No Wiring Needed!
And if you're like me and wonder how it does work, visit the
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After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley,
the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and
approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like
to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the
charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're
guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place and save
this court a lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.
Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the
trial started I thought I was innocent, but that was before
I heard all the evidence against me."
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