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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, April 9, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'm sure everybody has seen the story about the six teenage
girls in Florida who lured a former friend and classmate to
a house and then beat the shit out of her for 30 minutes,
all the while taping the event and later posting the video
online.
I have been dumbfounded over this entire story. As the father
of two girls I cannot conceive of the brutality these teens
exhibited. Of course, neither of my girls are teens (although
the older one is getting close). Maybe puberty will bring a
more profound change in personality than I am expecting.
All I know is that if my girls ever engaged in this kind of
behavior they would be safer with the police than at home
with me.
Fortunately they are both such little sweethearts it is
virtually impossible for that to ever happen.
My son on the other hand...
Parentingly,
TZ
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I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Mitch,
having a snack.
"Where's your mother?" I asked.
"She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I'll
see."
Mitch went to the kitchen tap and turned the hot water on
full blast.
An sharp yell came from above.
Mitch calmly turned off the tap and said, "Yep, she's in the
shower."
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