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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, March 27, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Did you hear that Robin Williams' wife has filed for divorce?
They have been together for 19 years, but I guess there is
only so much of Robin Williams a person can take.
The only problem with this whole turn of events is that now
that she is in the public's eye, all sorts of pictures of
Marsha Williams are showing up on the Internet, and this is
not exactly what you would call an attractive woman.
Robin Williams is no Brad Pitt, but have you seen this woman?
All I can say is she must suck one mean cock.
Critically,
TZ
"Hillary Clinton is coming under fire for claiming she was
under fire while she was in Bosnia. Hillary now says she
just made an honest mistake...there was no hostile fire of
any kind. Ironically, while she was away, Bill Clinton did
see some action." -Jay Leno
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As parents, the major part of our duty is to prepare our
children for successful adulthood. That is not easy. One
does not know at what stage of a child's life they begin
to process information that will adhere to their psyche
and become part of the foundation that their personalities
will be built on.
I decided that you can never begin to guide too early. To
be sure, we teach at very early ages that hot water burns
and knives cut.
So I was sitting with my eight-year-old daughter, listening
to her chatter on and on at about 100 miles per hour, when
I decided it was a perfect time for a life lesson.
"Listen, honey," I said reaching down to hold both her little
hands in mine. "You're boring the ever-loving fuck outta me
with all this talk. How do you ever expect to keep a husband
if you talk so damned much?"
A man went to a specialist because he was suffering from
premature ejaculation.
When asked how the treatment was going the doctor said it
was touch and go.
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast
of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. He said to the
female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out
of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the
ship to turn over and sink.
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and
quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors
had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of
shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away
and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up
before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant
to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow
job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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