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LAFF A DAY - Wednesday, May 7, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
My wife just called and asked me to come home to help with
the kids. Irritated, I told her to call their real father
for help.
"I don't know who the real fathers are. And if you're not
going to come and help, then I might just go out and get
pregnant again tonight."
I'm-on-my-wayly,
TZ
"I had to go to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved
Oedipus complex. Which, according to them, meant I want to
sleep with my mother. Which is preposterous. My father
doesn't even want to sleep with my mother."
--Dennis Wolfberg
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The Natural Way To Eliminate Static...
Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A. Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to hold my
penis, I mean the ladder.
Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers
shooting the breeze.
Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while
you wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got
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Bubba scratched his head for a bit then said, "I don't think
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Two adventurous, young couples decide to spend the weekend
away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy
suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to
his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I
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