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LAFF A DAY - Monday, April 28, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
What a gorgeous weekend. I actually got to play golf for the
second time this year on Saturday. I did pretty poorly. I
didn't even break a hundred. But you have to remember it has
been six months since I stepped onto a course. I've lost a
lot of my drive, but fortunately I spent a lot of time playing
with my putter over the winter.
Off-my-game-ly,
TZ
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An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a
phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the
bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed
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"But you look like Abe Lincoln." observed the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
"Today at the White House, President Bush signed a procla-
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is a great day for all Malarians.'" -Conan O'Brien
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A Woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation
because her vaginal lips are much too large. She asks the
doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed
and doesn't want anyone to find out.
The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses placed
beside her bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first
rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this
all by yourself.
"The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
operation, and she has had the same operation done on her-
self."
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in
the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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