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LAFF A DAY - Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Here it is, a gorgeous spring day, and I am sitting in the
office in front of a computer while there are literally
hundreds of golf courses in the metropolitan and surrounding
area begging to be played on.
I know at least one thing the wife is really good at. All I
have to do is convince her to do it for money and I can quit
work.
Retiringly,
TZ
"It's the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he
doesn't know -- and the less a man knows, the more sure he
is that he knows everything." --Joyce Cary
BRIEFCASE/LAPTOP BAG
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
Plain and simple this is one heck of a deal. Discounted
below cost, you'll want to pick up a couple. Makes a
great gift. Check it out by visiting: Briefcase/Laptop Bag
Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Dennis Miller's Advice to Men About What Women Want
1 - Foreplay is not a privilege; it is a birthright.
2 - If you take her out to a fancy restaurant, don't try to
subtly steer her away from the lobster, Diamond Jim.
3 - Quit blowing smoke up women's asses about the sanctity
and power they possess as lifegivers and come up with some
decent, affordable childcare. That way, maybe poor single
mothers can go to work and get off welfare and we won't have
to listen to any more idiots in Congress blathering about
orphanages.
4 - Equal work for equal pay. Look around you at work, guys.
Look at... say Carl, the brain-dead jack-off in the cubicle
next to you. You could kill Carl, couldn't you, because he's
a slacking, worthless, toady idiot. Now, imagine making 30
percent less than Carl. Hellooo ...
5 - This is very important: during lovemaking, don't ask,
"Who's your daddy?" Even as a joke. All right? It's not
funny.
JUMBO POP-UP HAMPER
Normal Price: $4.99
DEAL PRICE: $1.99
Okay, I LOVE these. And I use them for just about everything.
With the warm weather coming, they are great for outdoors.
I love to put all the pool toys in them. It allows for them
to dry after being in the pool and it keeps them all together.
Get a few of them. You can use them for so many things. Ideal
for college students, holding toys, and all the laundry you
can fit. The best part is the nylon construction that makes
this light as a feather.
It folds down to 6" and pops up to hold TWO (2) FULL LOADS
of LAUNDRY.
Store it in the closet or in the corner of the room. We
guarantee this will help keep the kids' rooms tidy. This is
one of the best products we have ever carried and the
lightest hamper you will ever carry.
Get A Great Hamper for Just $1.99
6 - When her mouth moves, pay attention, words could be
coming out. Words are kind of important.
7 - Pass a law that makes it compulsory for all over-the-
hill rock stars to have women their own age in their videos.
8 - Don't ask her if she came. You're a big boy now,
Clouseau, you should *know* if she came.
9 - Don't tell her how to merge and she won't tell you to
ask for directions.
10 - When she catches you cheating on her and she cuts off
your dick in your sleep, take it like a man.
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Laffaday forum. Check it out here... Laffaday Forum
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