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LAFF A DAY - Thursday, April 17, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
It finally happened. My wife has turned into me. The other
day I managed to make it home early and the wife and I found
ourselves home alone with about half an hour before the kids
came home from school.
So I asked her, "Do you want a quickie?"
And she answered, "As opposed to what?"
A-taste-of-my-own-medicine-ly,
TZ
"Northwest and Delta Airlines are planning to merge. If the
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If you don't count Pamela Anderson." -David Letterman
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A young man asks his father, "Dad, what does a vagina look
like"?
The father replies, "Well, son, before sex, imagine a
beautiful rose getting ready to open it's petals in bloom."
The son then asks, "What about after sex?"
And the father replies, "Imagine a bulldog eating mayonase."
Joke submission obviously sent by a Catholic....
Why do women get their periods?
Because they deserve it.
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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first
ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and
running the usual tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe,
you are in fine health. I can find no problems. However, I
did notice one strange anomaly."
"And what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is astounding!" said the incredulous doc. "If you don't
mind, I'd like to take a few notes in order to submit this
phenomenon to The New England Journal of Medicine."
"All right, doctor."
Note pad in hand, the doctor asked, "First of all, how many
people are there in your tribe?"
She answered, "About 500."
"And what is the name of this tribe?" asked the doc.
Running Doe replied, "We are known as 'The Indian Nippleless
Five Hundred.'"
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